EVIL JOLLY FUCKIN BALL FONDELING COCK-SUCKIN FUCKIN GOOD LUCK CHARM MY JIGGLY FUCKIN ASS
what the fuck man. i came home from my fuckin speedway interview (which i aced ) and i find this wierd fuckin black thingy on the fuckin floor, and im like "what the fuck is THAT?" i come to discover that its MY fuckin rabbits foot with the fur ripped off. thats no suprise to me, i mean, its been THE cat toy ever since we've had the little pussy's. but when i turn it over (little piece of shit plastic) IT'S GOT A FUCKIN EVIL BAD JUJU SKELETON CARVED ON IT! WHAT THE FUCK?! im suing the fuckin good luck corporation and all their evil blood-sucking conglomerates til their clothes are repoed and their faggot-ass little children are sold into tanzanian slavery! no, im just kidding, i dont believe in luck. the skeleton's really there but fuck all the rest of what i said. karma man, karma. hey, there's a creepy picture of the fuckin hairless bunny loafer on my newest post. anywayz, me and Fana are doing so fuckin great. its unbelievable how much i love my beautiful sex kitten. shes a gorgeous goddess wrapped in beauty and topped with an enticingly sweet cherry. goddamn shes amazing.