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[knotonit]

why would someone ask me at 4 a.m. "what would be good for exploring new things" and then get upset when i tell him to just put it in her butt? honestly, i'm saving him the cost of a dildo or a fuckin cock ring.

maybe i'm getting a little too crazy

i'll tell you all if you ask me for something new, just stick it in your ass.