This is about the lamest survey ever, Shay.
1. DO YOU SNORE? nope
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Lover
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Shit, I'm truly blank at the moment
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? GI Joe for me, and He-Man.
5.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY"? Its whatever you want it to be. Right and Wrong only exists within the comfortable confines of our minds.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? yes, and pens.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I had white hair and i was pudgy.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Im fairly comfortable either way.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? White/Creamish?
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No. I seldom sing at all anymore.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? no
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Yes.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? New Zealand
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? no
15. CAN YOU SWIM? yep
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? Yup.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I'm a hippie, so yes.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Enough
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? can anyone actually do that? If so, read a book. god damn.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? no. We don't need to go into my fear of flying, thanks.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? no
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? It's a god damn pencil. I dont care.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? Pointless.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? I doubt it. However the only things certain are the things I have inside my head right this moment, so who the fuck knows. My opinions on marriage in the present would lead me to a big negative.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Hell no. They say intelligent people have very scribbly handwriting...
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Vagina. And alcohol.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? to a boy? hmmm a few weeks ago. I told Rick I loved him. This whole moving thing is tough on a friendship of 16 years or so.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? I care, and no he's not (sorry Dan).
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Negative.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? In my belly.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? no, people are.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? up yo ass.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 12:27pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? A lot of em.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? yep.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? last night.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? showers
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? why the fuck is this question on here?
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? bitten preferrably.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no, I prefer it.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Tara
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Creamy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? yup
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? nope.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? once
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? everyone has a drug
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? no
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? blue/grey/green
49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? as loud as I want
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? eh
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? who made this fucking survey?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? yes...I predict this survey will have some more queer ass questions.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? no
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? skin flute...very proficiently.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? no
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? no
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? yes
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? nope
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?...in a young girls heart...
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? yep
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? I don't believe in the institution of marriage, so no, I wouldn't believe in divorce either.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Remember that question about being a psychic...
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Everyone does. Its all a perception
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? no
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Honeycomb's bitches
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? no
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? dear fucking god this survey is annoying me now.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? ugh. all of them
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? no
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? Anything not related to this god damn survey, filling out surveys, answering questions, answering stupid ass fucking questions about fucking santa claus, etc.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Lover
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Shit, I'm truly blank at the moment
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? GI Joe for me, and He-Man.
5.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY"? Its whatever you want it to be. Right and Wrong only exists within the comfortable confines of our minds.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? yes, and pens.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I had white hair and i was pudgy.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Im fairly comfortable either way.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? White/Creamish?
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No. I seldom sing at all anymore.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? no
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Yes.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? New Zealand
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? no
15. CAN YOU SWIM? yep
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? Yup.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I'm a hippie, so yes.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Enough
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? can anyone actually do that? If so, read a book. god damn.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? no. We don't need to go into my fear of flying, thanks.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? no
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? It's a god damn pencil. I dont care.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? Pointless.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? I doubt it. However the only things certain are the things I have inside my head right this moment, so who the fuck knows. My opinions on marriage in the present would lead me to a big negative.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Hell no. They say intelligent people have very scribbly handwriting...
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Vagina. And alcohol.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? to a boy? hmmm a few weeks ago. I told Rick I loved him. This whole moving thing is tough on a friendship of 16 years or so.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? I care, and no he's not (sorry Dan).
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Negative.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? In my belly.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? no, people are.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? up yo ass.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 12:27pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? A lot of em.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? yep.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? last night.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? showers
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? why the fuck is this question on here?
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? bitten preferrably.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no, I prefer it.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Tara
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Creamy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? yup
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? nope.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? once
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? everyone has a drug
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? no
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? blue/grey/green
49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? as loud as I want
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? eh
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? who made this fucking survey?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? yes...I predict this survey will have some more queer ass questions.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? no
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? skin flute...very proficiently.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? no
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? no
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? yes
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? nope
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?...in a young girls heart...
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? yep
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? I don't believe in the institution of marriage, so no, I wouldn't believe in divorce either.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Remember that question about being a psychic...
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Everyone does. Its all a perception
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? no
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Honeycomb's bitches
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? no
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? dear fucking god this survey is annoying me now.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? ugh. all of them
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? no
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? Anything not related to this god damn survey, filling out surveys, answering questions, answering stupid ass fucking questions about fucking santa claus, etc.