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This just makes me crazy happy.
Matt: [blah, blah, details, details, plans for tonight] How does that sound?
Me: Yes. Do they serve food too or should I graze before rocking up at 6?
Matt: They have food that I am told is really good. I dont know how expensive it is so if we get there and it is too much we can definitly go somewhere else if need be.
Carrie: I checked the menu...I didn't see anything over $16. The only issue is--is happy hour only at the bar? I know that's the case at a lot of places. We could also look into places that have happy hour food specials as well as drink specials, if everyone wants to eat.
Me: I'm good for anything - I just will have to eat something before the show or I won't make it. You'll be scraping my wilting carcass off the floor of the Garden. I'm like those little Ethiopian children our mothers always talked about - except fatter and not about to die. And white. But still hungry!
I think I'm going to hell for this email.
Matt: I got room in my condo so you can stay with me!
Helena: Hey!! That's how I describe myself in the Craigslist Classifieds!! "I'm like those little Ethiopian children our mothers always talked about - except fatter and not about to die. And white. But still hungry!"
Me: AWESOME.
Who? You. Unless you're perfect, Catholic, or named Helena.
What? A party like you've never seen in LIFE.
Where? Matt and Dee's smokin' hot condo, 666 Doomed for Eternity Drive, Hell, Dante's 7th Circle, Down There.
When? 2090
How long? Well, eternnity's a funny thing...
Matt: AHHHHH HAHAHAHA!!
Carrie: omg...I have to work. stop it. lol
And apparently, we're adults......
Matt: [blah, blah, details, details, plans for tonight] How does that sound?
Me: Yes. Do they serve food too or should I graze before rocking up at 6?
Matt: They have food that I am told is really good. I dont know how expensive it is so if we get there and it is too much we can definitly go somewhere else if need be.
Carrie: I checked the menu...I didn't see anything over $16. The only issue is--is happy hour only at the bar? I know that's the case at a lot of places. We could also look into places that have happy hour food specials as well as drink specials, if everyone wants to eat.
Me: I'm good for anything - I just will have to eat something before the show or I won't make it. You'll be scraping my wilting carcass off the floor of the Garden. I'm like those little Ethiopian children our mothers always talked about - except fatter and not about to die. And white. But still hungry!
I think I'm going to hell for this email.
Matt: I got room in my condo so you can stay with me!
Helena: Hey!! That's how I describe myself in the Craigslist Classifieds!! "I'm like those little Ethiopian children our mothers always talked about - except fatter and not about to die. And white. But still hungry!"
Me: AWESOME.
Who? You. Unless you're perfect, Catholic, or named Helena.
What? A party like you've never seen in LIFE.
Where? Matt and Dee's smokin' hot condo, 666 Doomed for Eternity Drive, Hell, Dante's 7th Circle, Down There.
When? 2090
How long? Well, eternnity's a funny thing...
Matt: AHHHHH HAHAHAHA!!
Carrie: omg...I have to work. stop it. lol
And apparently, we're adults......