Analyze THIS, I dare you.

Jun 19, 2007 12:59

I had the weirdest dream last night. Ok, wait, I feel like I should preface this with I NEVER remember my dreams, especially not vividly. This happens maybe 5-6 times a year. And my dreams are NEVER normal. They're alway really surreal, like the one I had where I was in prison and Sandra Bullock was my cellmate and she was trying to break us out. WEIRD. Oh, and they almost never have the people I actually, REALLY care about in them...they have random people I know, or used to know, and random celebrities.

Ok, so here's my dream:

It's me, my friend Lindsey that I met in Australia and who went to Western, and two girls from my softball team, Dani and Kelli. All of whom I haven't spoken to since either last summer or a few years ago. Anyway, we go in this banquet hall and sit in chairs on one side. There's a wedding reception going on, which we get to watch. Turns out, Lindsey won a contest and it's the reception of the crazy cousin from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." I think the cousin's name was Nikki (the girl with the long curly hair who was the "godmother" to Ian in the movie). Well, in the the dream, the cast of that movie actually WAS a family, and this was the next family wedding. So we're sitting there, watching silently, and Nia Vardalos comes over, because apparently the contest was also meeting her. (Again, weirdly, the whole cast is related, so that means they're still their characters, and yet she's the actress and not the character. I don't know.) I remember her talking to us, and I kept thinking, "Chicago. Second City." So we talk to her for a while before she has to get back to the reception thing.

Then the four of us are herded onto a boat. And we're on this tour just of the coast of Greece (because apparently this wedding was in Greece), looking at all the architecture. Except, I've never been to Greece and it didn't look like it's supposed to. I think my unconscious just substituted buildings from Budapest, because that's what they remind me of. Which makes NO sense. But that's what we were looking at.

Then, all of a sudden, the dream goes back in time to Lindsey winning the contest. Except it has NOTHING to do with that movie. Idina Menzel is hosting the contest, and Lindsey is sitting in a green pick-up at the side of a stage. I'm not in the audience, I'm like the all-seeing eye through all of this, just observing. Anyway, Lindsey gets out of the truck, walks over, is given a camera and begins taking pictures of these models or whatever that have come onto the stage. But I don't see the models because I'm seeing this part from their vantage point. Lindsey's taking pictures or filming and giving directions and there's music playing. When the music cuts off, her turn is over. They take away the camera, but she still looks at the models and making squares with her fingers, as if she's still framing shots. And Idina Menzel goes all Ryan Seacrest and critiques her saying she has no experience but good raw talent. Then Lindsey goes back and sits in the pick-up while the next person goes.

Then I wake up. And my first thought is: why is Idina Menzel hosting a contest to meet Nia Vardalos?

SO weird. But funny too. What do you think it means? Seriously, I want to know.

Has anyone else seen the movie "Connie and Carla"? With Vardalos and Toni Collette? SOOO freaking funny. Seriously. Go rent it NOW. I love it.

In real news, Liz gets here on Thursday! YAY! More later on "Liz and Dee's Adventure in Europe!"

And now, I have to go mow the lawn before it starts raining again. Ugh. Later!!!!!!!
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