awkwardness spied on Craigslist:
My Prince Albert . . . - m4m - 42 (Raleigh)
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Reply to: pers-xxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-11-15, 8:17AM EST
You are the hot bottom that came back to my place for some fun after the bars closed last night. You really liked the feel of my Prince Albert piercing. The problem is, after you left this morning, I noticed it is no longer there. I can't find it anywhere, and I'm thinking it might be inside you. Please get back to me. It was a gift from an ex-BF and I would like to get it back for sentimental reasons.
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