Surrealist Definitions with Knockabout, Garrett and Danny
What is crookedness?
It is a bird call in a forest that you've never heard.
What is being surrounded?
It is thee feeling that one is taking up too much space.
What is folklore?
It is something one never grows tired of waking up to, no matter.
What is a shipwreck?
It is a light in a whale's belly, an alkaseltzer in a bird's gut.
What is a bicycle ride?
It is the feeling one gets in the presence of one's friends and lovers that the world retains beauty and wonder despite any and all that is going on outside or inside.
What is the definition of critical theory? REALLY!
It is the third choice, after you find out that the first one you really, really wanted is no longer made anywhere, and your second choice is out of stock for miles around, but the third choice- they have plenty of but one size too small; but hey, it's on sale.
What is opium?
It is an echo in an anechoic chamber.
What is a ritual?
It is the feeling that a young gecko feels when it realizes that it can lick its own eye.
What is pleasure?
It is focusing on something so dreary and dull that it warrants days of attention in order to be enjoyable.
What is folklore?
It's a mudcake that you believe momentarily to be valuable.
What is a saint?
It is the intersection of probability and possibility.
What is Lefferts Gardens?
That last secret you can discover about your best friend; usually it's pretty trivial.
What is affirmation?
It's the one seed in the pomegranate that you stop to finger.
What is harmony?
It is the ability to eat strawberries and watermelon on the same day.
What is hysteria?
It is the most pointless activity imaginable, tantamount to filling out order forms for special black binders specifically designed to hold order forms for special black binders.
What is painting?
It's the pink that the flamingo ate.
What is plumage?
It is the moment when one realizes that one's name is a really weird word (but just for a moment).
What is style?
It is the pleasure of being in the middle of a family having an argument about nothing you're interested in or even understand, though you're convinced it's just short of coming to blows but everyone is still having fun.
What is "the charm of the highway strip?"
It's a color that we don't see much in winter.
What's a text message?
It is the instant when air conditioning falls and crushes the person in front of you.
What is the future?
It is nothing you could wish for but would grant you happiness if you found it.
What is insulation?
It is a useful distortion of sorts, like a carnival mirror that reveals that you have lettuce in your teeth.
What is love?
It is what happens on the back of a turtle.
What is a "Mexican goodbye?"
It is an endless pie.
It is a bird call in a forest that you've never heard.
What is being surrounded?
It is thee feeling that one is taking up too much space.
What is folklore?
It is something one never grows tired of waking up to, no matter.
What is a shipwreck?
It is a light in a whale's belly, an alkaseltzer in a bird's gut.
What is a bicycle ride?
It is the feeling one gets in the presence of one's friends and lovers that the world retains beauty and wonder despite any and all that is going on outside or inside.
What is the definition of critical theory? REALLY!
It is the third choice, after you find out that the first one you really, really wanted is no longer made anywhere, and your second choice is out of stock for miles around, but the third choice- they have plenty of but one size too small; but hey, it's on sale.
What is opium?
It is an echo in an anechoic chamber.
What is a ritual?
It is the feeling that a young gecko feels when it realizes that it can lick its own eye.
What is pleasure?
It is focusing on something so dreary and dull that it warrants days of attention in order to be enjoyable.
What is folklore?
It's a mudcake that you believe momentarily to be valuable.
What is a saint?
It is the intersection of probability and possibility.
What is Lefferts Gardens?
That last secret you can discover about your best friend; usually it's pretty trivial.
What is affirmation?
It's the one seed in the pomegranate that you stop to finger.
What is harmony?
It is the ability to eat strawberries and watermelon on the same day.
What is hysteria?
It is the most pointless activity imaginable, tantamount to filling out order forms for special black binders specifically designed to hold order forms for special black binders.
What is painting?
It's the pink that the flamingo ate.
What is plumage?
It is the moment when one realizes that one's name is a really weird word (but just for a moment).
What is style?
It is the pleasure of being in the middle of a family having an argument about nothing you're interested in or even understand, though you're convinced it's just short of coming to blows but everyone is still having fun.
What is "the charm of the highway strip?"
It's a color that we don't see much in winter.
What's a text message?
It is the instant when air conditioning falls and crushes the person in front of you.
What is the future?
It is nothing you could wish for but would grant you happiness if you found it.
What is insulation?
It is a useful distortion of sorts, like a carnival mirror that reveals that you have lettuce in your teeth.
What is love?
It is what happens on the back of a turtle.
What is a "Mexican goodbye?"
It is an endless pie.