I'm in love...again
Dear Daniel Vosovic,
Marry Me. Now.
I do not know whether you've won Project: Runway yet or not (AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FLIP A SHIT IF ANYONE SPOILS IT FOR ME CUS ME AND SARAH ARE WATCHING THE SEASON NOW CUS HER SISTER MISSY TIVOED THEM FOR US AND WE'RE BEHIND THE TIMES CUS SHE DOESN'T HAVE CABLE AND I DON'T GET BRAVO) but I certainly hope you will, and if you didn't win then you should've :) You are way too adorable for words and I'd like to fuck the shit out of you. I know, I know, you're probably saying to yourself "Well, what about you and Jason Mraz?" To be honest, he's a great guy and I do love him, but he's not gay, so he doesn't put out - he's good cus he sings to me and I love his voice. You, however, are gorgeous and should be with me. Next time I'm in the downstate area we should get together.
Love,
Kevin Oettinger
Marry Me. Now.
I do not know whether you've won Project: Runway yet or not (AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FLIP A SHIT IF ANYONE SPOILS IT FOR ME CUS ME AND SARAH ARE WATCHING THE SEASON NOW CUS HER SISTER MISSY TIVOED THEM FOR US AND WE'RE BEHIND THE TIMES CUS SHE DOESN'T HAVE CABLE AND I DON'T GET BRAVO) but I certainly hope you will, and if you didn't win then you should've :) You are way too adorable for words and I'd like to fuck the shit out of you. I know, I know, you're probably saying to yourself "Well, what about you and Jason Mraz?" To be honest, he's a great guy and I do love him, but he's not gay, so he doesn't put out - he's good cus he sings to me and I love his voice. You, however, are gorgeous and should be with me. Next time I'm in the downstate area we should get together.
Love,
Kevin Oettinger