to the geek in the pink
Dear Jason Mraz,
Just so you know, your new album is one of the greatest things I have listened to in my entire life. You are a gifted songwriter and musician, not to mention that you have one of the most beautiful voices ever. I especially love hearing you sing in alto, I think it's just an amazement you're a trained operatic alto. Additionally, you are super hot. Therefore, I think you should come to New York and marry me...or at least let me fuck the shit out of you, or make out? Call me, I'll wait for you.
Sincerely,
Kevin Oettinger
Just so you know, your new album is one of the greatest things I have listened to in my entire life. You are a gifted songwriter and musician, not to mention that you have one of the most beautiful voices ever. I especially love hearing you sing in alto, I think it's just an amazement you're a trained operatic alto. Additionally, you are super hot. Therefore, I think you should come to New York and marry me...or at least let me fuck the shit out of you, or make out? Call me, I'll wait for you.
Sincerely,
Kevin Oettinger