Every shit you make, is a shit you've gotta take

May 07, 2005 23:33

Hey guys. I might start posting in this thing again, who knows.

I've got a lot of pent up random thoughts that have come to me while I've been commuting to and from work lately. I will disperse those ideas into small, readible chunks over the next few posts. I will also talk about my job, life, etc!

Random chunk! Here are some funny signs and stuff I've been seeing during my hour-long commute:

Bumper sticker: "Charleton Heston is MY president"

Sign in front of a church: "Working for God doesn't pay much, but the retirement plan is out of this world!"

Sign in front of a tree and plant store (the week before mother's day): "Your mom called, she really wants a tree!"

Also, there was a series of signs placed on the side of the road that require a little description to appreciate. As you take this turn, the signs are designed to appear one after the other. They're yellow with black text. First one says "WHO IS JESUS?". Second one says "IS THE BIBLE RELIABLE?". Next one says "WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE?". Then "ARE YOUR TURN SIGNALS ON?" That one doesn't belong with the sequence; it's an actual roadsign that happens to also be black-on-yellow so it looks like it belongs with the others. After that the other signs go on to advertise for a local church where they have open discussions and stuff.

Haha, what a sucky post.
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