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Friday night: Bachelorette Party for Charity
Dinner, including pitchers of Long Island Iced Tea; Karaoke at a place in Koreatown where they barely spoke English; drag show at the Pocket Sandwich Theater; lots of fun and laughter
Saturday: Jason's and Janet's Wedding
Drive about 150 miles; chide groomsman for eating chicken fingers from a gas station and warn about the dangers of triple-degree heat, tuxedos and locked knees; try to restrain laughter when groomsman faints during ceremony; make fun of groomsman all through reception and for the rest of his life; drive 150 miles back home
Sunday: Recuperation
Sleep in, go grocery shopping, do laundry, rest up for work week and Charity's wedding next weekend
Dinner, including pitchers of Long Island Iced Tea; Karaoke at a place in Koreatown where they barely spoke English; drag show at the Pocket Sandwich Theater; lots of fun and laughter
Saturday: Jason's and Janet's Wedding
Drive about 150 miles; chide groomsman for eating chicken fingers from a gas station and warn about the dangers of triple-degree heat, tuxedos and locked knees; try to restrain laughter when groomsman faints during ceremony; make fun of groomsman all through reception and for the rest of his life; drive 150 miles back home
Sunday: Recuperation
Sleep in, go grocery shopping, do laundry, rest up for work week and Charity's wedding next weekend