Primeval drabble: The Perfect Gift
Title: The Perfect Gift
Author: knitekat
Word Count: 100
Characters: David 'Ditzy' Owen(/James Lester)
Rating: 15
Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.
A/N 1: For the P100 challenge 466: Binge and set in Fififolle's Roman 'verse. This article was in today's local paper: http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge-museum-talking-sex-ancient-Roman-Penis/story-29077239-detail/story.html, how could I resist?
A/N 2: Thanks to Fred for saying it fitted the prompt.
It was Ditzeus' last day before he returned to his Legate and he still hadn't found a gift for his lover. He wandered the market, trying to find something Julius would love but which would also be practical. Finally, one store caught his eye and he recalled how Pluto's own boars had trampled Julius' wine cup beneath their hooves.
He entered, browsing before one cup caught his eye. It was perfect, both in function and as a talking point when Julius attended a feast. Although, in Ditzeus' opinion, he could think of better things to stuff himself with than food.
Author: knitekat
Word Count: 100
Characters: David 'Ditzy' Owen(/James Lester)
Rating: 15
Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.
A/N 1: For the P100 challenge 466: Binge and set in Fififolle's Roman 'verse. This article was in today's local paper: http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge-museum-talking-sex-ancient-Roman-Penis/story-29077239-detail/story.html, how could I resist?
A/N 2: Thanks to Fred for saying it fitted the prompt.
It was Ditzeus' last day before he returned to his Legate and he still hadn't found a gift for his lover. He wandered the market, trying to find something Julius would love but which would also be practical. Finally, one store caught his eye and he recalled how Pluto's own boars had trampled Julius' wine cup beneath their hooves.
He entered, browsing before one cup caught his eye. It was perfect, both in function and as a talking point when Julius attended a feast. Although, in Ditzeus' opinion, he could think of better things to stuff himself with than food.