recapping what little i can from mimi's birthday
so the day started out like any other friday:
got bored, got fucked up at work, waited till melinda got out, then made plans for the night. the mission was to go to a bar for meem's 21st birthday. we decided upon Buchannan Arma cause hell we both hadn't been there in a while. it was also an opportunity to finally see matt. unfortunately, he is still unable to grow a pair of balls so he didnt show. just drank with meems, gumby, osiris, and melinda. had the shit scared outta us in the alley when a cop car just stopped in front of us just as mimi was gonna hit it, and all he says is "oink oink" which loosely translated means "are you guys ok?" we respond "yes" and he drove off. i felt my anal sphincter loosening to allow me to shit my pants...but that didnt happen. went back in, drank more and ended up passing out in my car for a while. woke up to osiris' face having "i love men" and a penis drawn on his face. HA! KARMA BITCH! pissed in the alley with meems. we connected via urine. gumby then drove us to harrys where we nourished the munchies and all was good after that.
best way to introduce your 21st birthday:
two irish car bombs 5 mins before and 5 seconds after the 12 midnight marker.
happy birthday meems.
got bored, got fucked up at work, waited till melinda got out, then made plans for the night. the mission was to go to a bar for meem's 21st birthday. we decided upon Buchannan Arma cause hell we both hadn't been there in a while. it was also an opportunity to finally see matt. unfortunately, he is still unable to grow a pair of balls so he didnt show. just drank with meems, gumby, osiris, and melinda. had the shit scared outta us in the alley when a cop car just stopped in front of us just as mimi was gonna hit it, and all he says is "oink oink" which loosely translated means "are you guys ok?" we respond "yes" and he drove off. i felt my anal sphincter loosening to allow me to shit my pants...but that didnt happen. went back in, drank more and ended up passing out in my car for a while. woke up to osiris' face having "i love men" and a penis drawn on his face. HA! KARMA BITCH! pissed in the alley with meems. we connected via urine. gumby then drove us to harrys where we nourished the munchies and all was good after that.
best way to introduce your 21st birthday:
two irish car bombs 5 mins before and 5 seconds after the 12 midnight marker.
happy birthday meems.