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From Gizmodo:
Reef Fanning Bottle Opener Sandals:
I’ve paid good money for beer that ended up smelling like feet, but I had to open the bottles with only the wispy, ashen hair pegs that pass for my arms. The new ‘Fanning’ sandals from Reef will likely be worn by strapping frat boys who would have no problem shearing the long necks with the hard edge of their framed MBAs, but nonetheless have a built-in bottle opener in the sole for creating a charmingly awkward distraction just long enough to drop in a fizzling roofie.
Reef Fanning Bottle Opener Sandals:
I’ve paid good money for beer that ended up smelling like feet, but I had to open the bottles with only the wispy, ashen hair pegs that pass for my arms. The new ‘Fanning’ sandals from Reef will likely be worn by strapping frat boys who would have no problem shearing the long necks with the hard edge of their framed MBAs, but nonetheless have a built-in bottle opener in the sole for creating a charmingly awkward distraction just long enough to drop in a fizzling roofie.