[text - locked to ted, mike, bruce, jaime, john, and clark.]

[fishnets]

[This post is encrypted courtesy of one Ted S. Kord, and therefore is hackable to anyone that Ted's bothered to let in on his secretnerdstuff, as well.]

Everything hurts. Someone come get me.

[She takes a moment to send out the second one, a bit longer than she normally would.] You can scold me later.