[voice]

[he_is_wild]

*Shrieking howl of hysterical laughter*

Now THAT was a lovely nap! I'm rested, I got my health and it's time to bring Gotham some smiles again!

Grab the whoopee cushion, Pooh! DADDY'S BACK!

Comments

[coffeecoffeetea]

Joker.

Do anything again that is even remotely similar to what you did and I will personally come and find you.

[he_is_wild]

That wasn't even a lethal strain, poppet! I am capable of so much worse.

[coffeecoffeetea]

Do not call me poppet.

We are not on terms to give each other nicknames.

All the same. If you do anything for a little "attention" that also harms others, even just one person, I will be after you in a heart beat, hand cuffs and therapist in tow.

[he_is_wild]

I don't mind whips and chains once in a while, Sonny Jim. But only when I ask for them.

[coffeecoffeetea]

I do not think you and I are on the same page.

[he_is_wild]

You'll come after me if I get into trouble, right?

That's what I'm getting outta all this.

But I'm always getting into trouble. I'll keep hurting people and I'll keep enjoying it, too.

Welcome to Gotham, sweetheart.

[coffeecoffeetea]

No. Your ass will be mine if you so much as accidentally bump into someone.

And I already got a welcome into Gotham, thank you.

[he_is_wild]

Oh. I see.

If that's what you're after you coulda just asked, you know.

I'm not shy!

And I am willing as long as you don't get all clingy and cuddly after. I hate that.

[coffeecoffeetea]

Joker. I know your name allows you to make jokes, but I could have sworn my meaning was clear.

Besides, my ass belongs to someone else. You're not gonna get anywhere near it.

[he_is_wild]

Please. Who said I was after yours?

Kids these days.

[coffeecoffeetea]

Oh? That implies that you are after someone's.

Adults these days.

[he_is_wild]

Nope, it implies you are after mine.

I like-a me the ladies. Sorry to disappoint.

haha and this started so serious

[coffeecoffeetea]

Believe me, it is no disappointment at all.