[text]

[he_is_wild]

Pop went the birdie?

Don't worry, there will be more. He always finds more.

My only regret is that it was not my hand that did it.

((OOC: He knows zero particulars but the Batfam can kick me if this is stepping on any toes.))

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[voice]

[ohheynightwing]

Shut your mouth.

[text]

[he_is_wild]

No.

Why are you so worried? There will be more! I've made sure of it.

[text]

[ohheynightwing]

I'm warning you. Shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you.

[text]

[he_is_wild]

Sounds kinky.

Is that a promise?

[text]

[notniteowl]

Just shut up.

[text]

[he_is_wild]

How would that be funny?

[text]

[notniteowl]

Some things aren't.

[text]

[truthjusticeetc]

You are not as funny as you think you are.

[text]

[he_is_wild]

Oh but I think I am.

And, well, if you can't laugh at yourself...

[text] the joker? stepping on toes? WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN.

[fishnets]

How is it that you still have a way to contact the outside world?

Maybe I should pay a visit and smash it in person.

[text] it's his mutant power

[he_is_wild]

You mean the phone.

I hid it during the cavity search.

Would you like to know how?

[text] no one would suspect it of being a power is the best part.

[fishnets]

Yes, the phone.

No thank you.

[text]

[he_is_wild]

You sure? it's quite an amusing story.

[text]

[goddamnknight]

Cute. You want attention. You're not getting any more of mine.

[text]

[he_is_wild]

Oh, Batsy, you know me so well.

Like peas in a pod, you and I.

...Don't make me beg for attention. I can be incredibly annoying. Hah!