fuck

Apr 13, 2010 01:49

Okay. Okay long story.
My neighbours our super evil, I've ranted about them before.
Well one of the issues we've been fighting over is the laundry machine. We have a shared split day system they always use our days- we're supposed to have monday, wednesday, etc. They don't give a shit, they do whatever, this has been going on for months and we've made multiple complaints.

About six months ago I noticed my underwear were going missing. I remarked on it to my roommate.

About three months ago, I accidentally put a tube of burgundy lipstick in my jeans pocket and sent it through the wash. This left little purple stains on everything that had been in that load.

Today, our neighbours were using the dryer on our day for the fourth day in a row, so my roommate took their stuff out of the dryer and set it on top for us to do our wash. It was a little rude of her, but whatever, totally understandable, our clothes were filthy and we'd asked politely.

After she did her clothes I did mine, and I just pulled my stuff out of the dryer. I decided that I could just slide their clothes back in, no harm no foul and was in the middle of doing so when onto the ground fell my distinct, pink and grey thong.

Complete with burgundy lipstick stains.

And it couldn't have been from my load because it was cool (I had just taken my stuff out of a hot dryer) and smelled of their fabric softener. It was definitely in their load of laundry. It was even distinctly faded- I have two matching pairs of panties and a bra which are several shades darker.

I think I'm going to throw up. I went through my other things and tallied and I'm missing two thongs and a pair of panties and I am fucking crying.
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