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[knights_edge]

Those whom I work with on a regular basis have already been informed, but here it is to those of you who would like to barge into my workplace unannounced: I'll be out of town for the coming week due to the annual Attorney's Nation conference

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[der_gewinner]

Attorneys' Nation? I think I've heard of that conference. It would be very cool to be part of such a think tank.

Do you know, is it too late to buy a seat?

[knights_edge]

I don't believe it's too late, no--at least for general entry. Some sessions have long been booked full, however. Tickets as well as the itinerary are available on the official website.

...However, I warn you that I'll be quite occupied for the entirety of the week. I won't be there to babysit you.

[der_gewinner]

I am seventeen, not seven, ja? I will not cling to your arm the entire week.

So I'm checking out the itinerary, and I see this panel titled "Talking Turkey: Testimony from Animals." The site says it is booked, but I am very intrigued. Do you happen to have a seat for that, and if so, how much is it worth to you?

[knights_edge]

I do have a seat for it, yes--but you can have it. Experiencing such a scenario in the courtroom is, upon reflection, quite sufficient.

Don't worry about the cost.

[der_gewinner]

You've called an animal to the stand? No kidding?

I must admit I never encountered anything of the kind in Deutschland. Unless you count the furries.

[knights_edge]

I had no hand in the decision, I assure you.