Humor me
Things not to say on a first date
- I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem, but the last couple of weeks I seem to have got it under control.
- I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden, but could you lend me 500$.
- I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much....thanks to the restraining order.
- There's 10$ riding on me bedding you tonight.
- Do you want to see my collection of Ted Bundy memorabilia?
- You could be a real babe if you lost a couple of pounds.
- What are your feelings about whips and manacles?
- I won't be a minute, but I have to phone my mom if I'm out after ten o'clock.
- I can't stay out too late; I have to start work at the abattoir at seven.
- Sorry, I can't see you tommorow - I'm on day release.
- Would you like a lift home in my Skoda?
- Wait till my wife hears about this!
>.> <.<.....I got bored ::shrugs::
- I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem, but the last couple of weeks I seem to have got it under control.
- I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden, but could you lend me 500$.
- I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much....thanks to the restraining order.
- There's 10$ riding on me bedding you tonight.
- Do you want to see my collection of Ted Bundy memorabilia?
- You could be a real babe if you lost a couple of pounds.
- What are your feelings about whips and manacles?
- I won't be a minute, but I have to phone my mom if I'm out after ten o'clock.
- I can't stay out too late; I have to start work at the abattoir at seven.
- Sorry, I can't see you tommorow - I'm on day release.
- Would you like a lift home in my Skoda?
- Wait till my wife hears about this!
>.> <.<.....I got bored ::shrugs::