I'm not trying to be rude....
I’m not whining. I like most holidays, but it just seems like there’s at least one thing wrong with it.
Every holiday a qualm with(and why):
St. Patrick’s Day: Most of you people are gonna pinch me whether I’m wearing green or not. It’s true.
Valentine’s Day: I don’t see the point. Am I allowed to ask a girl to be my Valentine? And if not, why the frickin’ heck does everybody else get to give out roses and chocolate and not me? I’m not being a deputy downer, I had a Valentine once. But she probably forgot about it; besides, I didn’t even ask her! (Thanks you-know-who for asking me!)
Easter: Somehow, I eat too much candy and get sick.
Halloween: I get all the crappy candy. Except for the Fall party last year which was a hail of a good time.
Christmas: I always either run out of money to get people gifts, or I forget someone obvious.
Every holiday a qualm with(and why):
St. Patrick’s Day: Most of you people are gonna pinch me whether I’m wearing green or not. It’s true.
Valentine’s Day: I don’t see the point. Am I allowed to ask a girl to be my Valentine? And if not, why the frickin’ heck does everybody else get to give out roses and chocolate and not me? I’m not being a deputy downer, I had a Valentine once. But she probably forgot about it; besides, I didn’t even ask her! (Thanks you-know-who for asking me!)
Easter: Somehow, I eat too much candy and get sick.
Halloween: I get all the crappy candy. Except for the Fall party last year which was a hail of a good time.
Christmas: I always either run out of money to get people gifts, or I forget someone obvious.