1. [Accidental Video]

[knightly_aches]

[The L337 Pod flicks on with a jolt from an arm and appears to be sitting on flat surface, showing an ant's eye view of a somewhat bundled up country, obviously he's prepared for cold. He looks like he's asleep though.

After a few moments he comes to, starting to look around.]

This...isn't Russia.

[He spots the L337 Pod and after picking it up and examining it, the video feed stops]