I have been tagged!
Uh oh, the sharing of the weird and quirky about me! This could take a while....damn could I have just put five normal things about me instead...if I could find five normal things about me.......*pouts*.
Alright damn.....
1. I have an insane obsession with all things shiny. Shiny objects, from the tawdry to priceless, have the power to captivate me for hours on end. Anything from snow, to jewelry, sometimes cars, to nail polish. Mirrors can hold my attention indefinitely, almost.
2. I am an encyclopedia of random and occasionally useless information. I form theories based on inductive reasoning about some weird shit.
Sometimes I make up conspiracy theories for fun. I have also in my own mind solved some of the most contraversial subjects plagueing our world today. Such as my theory on the "Spork". It is the most ridiculous device ever, and is a symbol of the inherant laziness of our generation, constantly wasting time trying to save time instead of using that powerful intellect for something useful. Damnit people, just use a fork! Or chopsticks! Both perfectly respectable utensils.
3. I have the attention span of ......OOOh a penny!
4. I hate people, but I'm powerfully fascinated by studying them. I guess you could say I'm a student of human nature, and sworn enemy of the same.
5. I have powers! No really just ask anybody!
Alright damn.....
1. I have an insane obsession with all things shiny. Shiny objects, from the tawdry to priceless, have the power to captivate me for hours on end. Anything from snow, to jewelry, sometimes cars, to nail polish. Mirrors can hold my attention indefinitely, almost.
2. I am an encyclopedia of random and occasionally useless information. I form theories based on inductive reasoning about some weird shit.
Sometimes I make up conspiracy theories for fun. I have also in my own mind solved some of the most contraversial subjects plagueing our world today. Such as my theory on the "Spork". It is the most ridiculous device ever, and is a symbol of the inherant laziness of our generation, constantly wasting time trying to save time instead of using that powerful intellect for something useful. Damnit people, just use a fork! Or chopsticks! Both perfectly respectable utensils.
3. I have the attention span of ......OOOh a penny!
4. I hate people, but I'm powerfully fascinated by studying them. I guess you could say I'm a student of human nature, and sworn enemy of the same.
5. I have powers! No really just ask anybody!