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[knight_of_three]

Fear not ladies of the city,I, a grand royal Knight in shining armor, have come to save you all! Jump into my waiting arms so that I may encase you in protection and spare you from greedy hands of evil men who wish to violate you. Press your heaving bosoms to my chest as I embrace you, and I will reciprocate with passionate vows against your

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[ourdenouement]

I knew you were the evil twin.

[knight_of_three]

Evil? I scoff at you. I am nothing but pure and good-hearted, for I am a knight to all women out there.

[ourdenouement]

All the women?

[knight_of_three]

Yes, all women. Not a single one shall be on the receiving edge of pain.

[ourdenouement]

That's a lot of women to be keeping watch over~

[knight_of_three]

They are all deserving of it. This city is full of young, beautiful blushing maidens in need of a knight.

[ourdenouement]

Some of them are kinda scary.

[knight_of_three]

I bear no judgment towards any of them. I am merely here to serve and protect.

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[ourdenouement]

You know--

[ourdenouement]

ARE YOU A PLAYER?!

[knight_of_three]

I don't know what you are implying, Sir. I merely believe in the protection of lovely women everywhere.

[ourdenouement]

That's sweet, evil twin. Good for an amateur~

[knight_of_three]

Sir, I am no amateur. I am a true knight, declared by the emperor himself.

[ourdenouement]

That's not-- what I meant at all ♥

[knight_of_three]

Then what did you mean, good sir ?

[ourdenouement]

Nothing at all, KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!