for all you lazy fucks
Self-Serve Toilet Seats
In the scheme of things, toilet seats are minor. But imagine the marital bliss when the seat takes care of itself-and pampers you in the bargain. From Toto, the tankless Neorest "washlet" turns the toilet into a warm-water cleansing unit. Gentle front-and-back aerated spray; oscillating spray massage, a heated seat, automatic deodorizer and warm drying make hygiene high-tech. Approach and the lid automatically opens. Stand there and the seat rises, too. When you leave, Neorest automatically flushes and the lid closes. Genius.