[me and mr. jones]

[knifes_edge]

So, that guy-- Kankurou was his name?-- that I had that drinking contest with is snoring really, really loudly on my couch. At least he doesn't have alcohol poisoning, I guess! I tried to wake him up but he's like a bear hibernating. If he keeps on sleeping here, I'm gonna have to start charging him rent

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[puppet_facade]

Seriously? Shuttin' up 'bout th' whole thing would've been better.

Fuckin' hell, FINE. I'll get th' fuck outta your place when you give me my winnin's.

[knifes_edge]

Hate to tell you this, Champ, but I won. You lost.

[puppet_facade]

Don't think so. You cheat'd anyways, so don't be talkin' 'bout winnin' or not. An' knowin' th' headaches I'm gonna get from this, it best be in your favor t'give me some compensation other than a hangover.

[knifes_edge]

Feel free to take some eggs.

[puppet_facade]

It's not the damn eggs I was after in th' first place.

[dango_diva]

...Really now...

[puppet_facade]

REALLY.

[dango_diva]

Well then. Far be it for me to intrude on whatever it was you were after in the first place. The least you could do is let the lady feed you after taking over her couch and whatever other business you were really there for.

[puppet_facade]

Manners en't my forte an' I think I've had 'nough of her place for one night (on UNINTENTIONAL purposes, y'hear?).

[dango_diva]

Intentional or no, I'm not interested in whatever bullshit excuse you're trying to sell, Kankurou.

[puppet_facade]

Fuck, you're impossible.

[dango_diva]

I am. But I'm not the one passed out on another woman's couch. Hope it was worth it for you.

[puppet_facade]

Not really, unless y'want me t'come back empty handed without th' present I had in mind for you.

[dango_diva]

Do what you want. Can't promise I'll be home waiting up this time.

[knifes_edge]

Them's the breaks! You can't be a sore loser, now.

[puppet_facade]

Yeah, alrigh'. If tha's how you're gonna play it then it's been nice knowin' you.

Weapons weren't worth it, 'nyways.