[me and mr. jones]

[knifes_edge]

So, that guy-- Kankurou was his name?-- that I had that drinking contest with is snoring really, really loudly on my couch. At least he doesn't have alcohol poisoning, I guess! I tried to wake him up but he's like a bear hibernating. If he keeps on sleeping here, I'm gonna have to start charging him rent

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[triggerhappyk9]

It's a sad man who can't hold his booze against a chick, only to pass out on her couch afterward.

But if he won't take that invite for breakfast, I'll gladly come share with you ♥ A lovely lady shouldn't eat by her lonesome after all!

[knifes_edge]

He's got a whole lot more to worry about than just a hangover. Looks like he's in the doghouse.

And you are...?

[triggerhappyk9]

Hate it for the poor bastard. Even more of a reason he should be totally grateful for that couch and breakfast in the morning.

Name's Kiba. Awesome company extraordinaire. I'll bet a lovely lady such as yourself has an equally lovely name~?

[knifes_edge]

I know, right? I could have just rolled him out into the street. Men. So ungrateful.

Tenten. Of the Golden Dragon Weapons Shop.

[triggerhappyk9]

Probably should have. Might have taught him a lesson no one else has bothered with yet. Me? I know what to be thankful for. ♥

A pleasure Miss Tenten. And a weapons shop? I am officially your servant.

[knifes_edge]

Well, then your master requests you come to the Golden Dragon for all your weapons needs. Not to brag but I do carry the best weapons around.

[triggerhappyk9]

Not even something you need to request, I'm so already there, darlin'. Love me some new toys to show off at the playground.

[knifes_edge]

Oh, boys and their toys. Are you gonna play "Mine's bigger than yours" with the other kids?

[triggerhappyk9]

Don't need to, won that one a while ago. Can mark that one down in your little black book for the record, Master~

[knifes_edge]

So you say.

[triggerhappyk9]

Sure do. But only when I'm not immediately there to show first hand~