don't do it

[knifegloves]

Today I pretended I was rich. Here is what I did:

Got gas- $50
Went shopping:
Bathing suit- $20
Body wash- $5
Other girly stuff- $20
Got a hair cut- $15
Bought pomade- $6
Lunch- $6
Chai tea smoothie- $3

That's a grand total of $125. How can I be serious. Geez. Clearly I am out of control.