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Feb 05, 2010 20:12


Gabriella (timidtongue ), it's funny that you should make a post about UrbanDictionarying your name because I literally did that last night before I went to bed and had a blast reading all of the definitions for my name. I guess it's this chain game thing that you're supposed to do on Facebook, but I figured I'd just post the definitions here instead because they're literally awesome to only me. My comments will be in parenthesis. **~*~ I encourage you all to look up your own name.

Straight from urbandictionary.com:

1. A moderately common name for an American female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you'll ever see; angel

example: Vanessa is my best friend.

2. As stated in other definitions of vanessa she is always known as being cute, and is the basic definition of perfection. she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and is perfect in every single way. people associated with the name vanessa are usually attracted to large wooden clocks. (lol wut?)

example: vanessa is beautful and perfect

3. A beautiful girl.
Loves music, hanging out with her friends, and eating. (why is eating necessary to mention....)
Very friendly, sexy, and stylish.
The one best friend everyone wants. (be my best friend plz...im so alone)
The one girl every guy wants. (this is completely true... Shes tough so dont mess around with her. (ill fuck u up)
Shes the most special girl in the world.

example: I want to meet my perfect Vanessa.

4.The hottest chick on EARTH, damnn you know that ANYONE named Vanessa is the hottest chick you will ever see. Anyone named Vanessa is hottest than the damn sun itself. (can't disagree there)

example:
BOY1: yeah I'm hanging out with vanessa today.
BOY2: V-v-v-v-anessa..is her name?
BOY1: yeah dude why?
BOY2: SHES SOOO HOTT ISNT SHE?!?!
BOY1: NO SHIT BRO, NO SHIT..EVERY CHICK NAMED VANESSA IS HOTT.
(HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA)

5.) Smart, Funny, Charming, Caring, Responsible, Beautiful, Gorgeous Eyes that would be so easy to get lost in, yet you would never care, so lost yet held there so happy so content, and a smile that lights up a room and makes your heart pound. A rare combination, someone beautiful inside as well as outside.

example: Vanessa is an amazing person.
6.) A special girl who loves animals, music and eating. (again with the eating)

She'll take in any kind of stray anywhere, even if they're not cute.
She plays piano, guitar and sax and can play almost any music she hears by ear. (i dont play sax :| )
She's hilarious and makes everyone she meets laugh. (well i dont want to braggggg but i am kind of a riot)
She's beautiful, smart and funny.
She's my sister and my best friend (wat)
Everyone should have a sister like Vanessa.

example: Vanessa is so funny she should be famous!

*wipes tear* so true, so true.

i have no friends, vanessa loves eating, whale, i love myself, i'm going on a diet

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