nine. [audio]

[knifecushion]

[Imagine the most annoying elevator music you've ever heard.

That is what's playing over Fran's device, on a loop.

GOOD LUCK, CREEPERS.]

Comments

[ text ]

[gravitycalls]

Oh, shut it off.

[ text ]

[knifecushion]

let me think...

nah.

[ text ] ff sorry she's so abrasive

[gravitycalls]

Let me guess.

It's obnoxious o'clock?

[ text ] IT'S FRAN. HE DESERVES IT.

[knifecushion]

Beep beep beep.

[ text ] SO KIND, SO WELCOMING

[gravitycalls]

You're a true paragon of hospitality.

[ text ] YUP. 8D (your comment posted twice and I wasn't sure which one to respond to so...alsdj)

[knifecushion]

Thanks.

[ text ] asdkfj sorry my dumb internet. i meant it to be the one up top but i guess not

[gravitycalls]

Is this the way you treat all your guests, or did I just get lucky?

[ text ] alfjaksdf EASILY FIXED THOUGH 8D

[knifecushion]

My guests? I have no control over who the City lets in.

[ text ] aw yiss

[gravitycalls]

It's a turn of phrase, don't work yourself up over it.

[audio] DERP

[knifecushion]

[HERE'S A DIFFERENT SONG. IT SOUNDS LIKE MICHAEL BOLTON AND LADY GAGA'S LOVE CHILD.]

[ audio ; text ] now with new and improved font skillz

[gravitycalls]

[ oops PRESSED A WRONG BUTTON TRYING TO MUTE, HAVE SOME AUDIO ]

What the fuck --

[ fumbling noises. click. back to text. ]

Is that supposed to be music?

[ text ] bravo!

[knifecushion]

Did you like it.

[ text ] i'm so proud :'D

[gravitycalls]

That's even worse than what you had on before. Which should be impossible, theoretically.

[ text ] as am I 8)

[knifecushion]

You should feel lucky.