seven. [video]
[OH WOW. HAVEN'T YOU MISSED SEEING THIS GUY AROUND? You know, deep down in the cockles of your heart, he has missed you, too. So very much he could barf. Really. His flat, deadpan expression is proof. Yes indeed.]
Hi.
I guess you could say this is a public service announcement, but whether or not you actually listen is both up to you, and not my problem.
[He pauses for a long while, in a manner that suggests he may have forgotten what he was about to say. He sort of did. Whoops. Oh, wait-]
There is a long-haired idiot shark on the loose. He looks like this.
[Fran holds up a crudely drawn picture. IT'S ART, GUYS.]
He sounds like this. [deep breath-]
VOOOOOOOII- [GOOD EFFORT, but it is cut short by coughing.]
...My voi-ing isn't up to par. I don't think it will ever be, because voi isn't a real word, anyway. If you ask me, it isn't a real sound, either, but he seems to believe it is, and when you believe in something enough-
[Another meandering pause.]
That's all.
Hi.
I guess you could say this is a public service announcement, but whether or not you actually listen is both up to you, and not my problem.
[He pauses for a long while, in a manner that suggests he may have forgotten what he was about to say. He sort of did. Whoops. Oh, wait-]
There is a long-haired idiot shark on the loose. He looks like this.
[Fran holds up a crudely drawn picture. IT'S ART, GUYS.]
He sounds like this. [deep breath-]
VOOOOOOOII- [GOOD EFFORT, but it is cut short by coughing.]
...My voi-ing isn't up to par. I don't think it will ever be, because voi isn't a real word, anyway. If you ask me, it isn't a real sound, either, but he seems to believe it is, and when you believe in something enough-
[Another meandering pause.]
That's all.