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So I got pulled over the night before last on a service road for my registration being out. It was 1am, and the cop just came out of nowhere. How did he see my registration?? Well I should have went to jail because I didn't any ID on me/my insurance card and I have a warrant for failure to appear in court in Louisiana...but he let me go!! He DID search my car though for about 20 minutes.Then he comes over to me and says " You been drinking tonight?" and I instantly think he can smell the Mango Margarita on my breath because I did drink a bit at Cantina Laredo earlier anddd a glass of wine at work earlier in the day. So I lie and say no.So he says "Oh come on..you haven't been to the bar at all tonight??" So again I say " No, I can't drink. I'm underage." and he says ," Oh but you're a pretty girl. You can go into any of these bars, sit down,have a drink and not worry about being carded." Like..the mofo is trying to get me to confess some shit. So finally I say " You're not going to take me in, are you?" *Bats eyelashes* Needless to say, my super flirting skillz pawn joo.I slept in my own bed that night and not handcuffed to a bench.