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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or
week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we
are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions
to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it
in the Subject box and add this to your journal! And don't go all
adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone
to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
day.
week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we
are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions
to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it
in the Subject box and add this to your journal! And don't go all
adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone
to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
day.