adults say the darnedest things
...yeah back to school! egh. now, i just wanted to post a few utterly stupid things that some adults said to me (or to a class) today.
#1: salvoism: Now, I want you to understand how osmosis works. The water pushes through a membrane to equalize the pressure. An example could be, let's say, tissue-adema. Now, this is something we guys don't really understand, because we don't have 'monthly cycles.' We don't experience the puffy feet and puffy face once a month. Now, another thing is death certificates. A lot of times these days on death certificates you see the words 'kidney failure' because the person's kidneys stopped working. It's a real problem.
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#2: asshole guidance counselorism: Wait, what's your top choice again
me: Lehigh.... (for the 15th time..)
Oh, right right. What else you got?
me: (I proceed to list)......blahblahblah Boston University...
WHAT?! NO, DON'T GO TO BOSTON UNIVERSITY.
me: why...
BECAUSE ALL THE GAYS PUSH YOU OUT OF YOUR DORM ROOMS! (i swear to god i quote)
me: umm.. i wasn't really planning on dorming with any...
BUT THAT'S JUST IT - YOU DON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU'RE STUCK WITH THEM!
and on another note, my mother is holding against me the fact that i called her a sack of estrogen last night. however, i feel i am justified, because she started crying after a 30 second commercial that was on tv, and it was not a hallmark.