THIS IS YOUR WELCOME POST.
THIS IS KNEECAPS, THE INCRACKTASTIC CAPSLOCKY COMM THAT IS DEVOTED TO THE SHOW BONES.
THERE ARE TIMES WHEN BONES IS SRS BISNIS, LIKE THIS:
AND THEN THERE ARE TIMES WHEN IT'S NOT, LIKE THIS:
OH YEAH LOOSI I STOLE YOUR MACRO.
THIS IS A PLACE TO BRING THE LULZ.
THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. IF YOU'RE EASILY ~HURT~ YOU WILL MOST LIKELY NOT HAVE THE GOOD TIEMS IN HERE. AND WE STRIVE ONLY FOR GOODTIEMS. SO IF YOU JOIN AND DON'T COMMENT, YOU'RE MADE OF FAILSAUCE LIKE HODGINS' EXPERIMENTS.
NOW, KNEECAPS IS FAIRLY EASY LIKE A CHEAP HOOKER. WE DON'T HAVE A NAZI TAGGING SYSTEM. WE DON'T THINK THAT EVERY POST SHOULD HAVE A CLEARLY DEFINED PURPOSE BECAUSE WE INDULGE IN RANDOM HUMOR THAT IS RANDOM. WE'RE NOT SRS BISNIS DOUCHEBAGS THAT WILL BERATE YOUR FOUL LANGUAGE. RATHER, THESE THINGS ARE HEARTILY ENCOURAGED.
HOWEVER, EVERY COMM NEEDS RULES. SAMMEH AND LOOSI DO NEED SUM POWA SO THAT YOU EVIL MINIONS DON'T OVERTHROW US IN AN ACT OF SELFISH MUTINY.
YOUR RULEZ:
- CAPSLOCK AT ALL TIMES. LOWERCASE IS FOR BITCHES. THE FIRST PERSON TO CATCH YOUR CAPS FAIL CAN DEMAND ANYTHING THEY WANT FROM YOU, WHETHER IT BE A CRACK!FIC, A WEIRD-ASS MACRO, OR EVEN A CYBERHUG IF THEY'RE INTO THAT KINDA THING.
- POSTS MUST BE ABOUT BONES. YOU SAY DUH, BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MODERATION QUEUE GTFO.
- DON'T SRS BISNIS BASH BONES. POKING FUN AT THE SHOW IS ENCOURAGED, BUT BEING ANNOYINGLY BITCHY/WHINY ABOUT ITS ~DOWNFALL OF DOOM LEVEL 10~ IS BAN_SET MATERIAL. THERE ARE COMMS FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT. WE CAPSLOCK BECAUSE WE LOVE.
- DON'T ADVERTISE OTHER COMMS OR LINK TO FRIENDING MEMES OR BE A SPAMMING WHOREBAG. WE DON'T CARE.
- DON'T POST 'PRETTY WORK' LIKE CUTE PICSPAMS OF THE HUGGING SCENE IN TWO BODIES IN THE LAB OR PRETTY POETIC FIC. ONLY CRACKTASTIC FANWORKS ALLOWED.
- LJ CUT YOUR SHIT. CRACK!FIC? TITLE AND SUMMARY, CUT THE REST. CRACK!ICONS? THREE TEASERS, CUT THE REST. BANDWIDTH-SUCKING CRACK!SPAM? CUT EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'D BETTER CUT? SPOILERS. ANYTHING FROM THE SEASON BEING AIRED IN NORTH AMERICA IS A SPOILER.
- DON'T BE AN INACTIVE LURKER. SEKRITLY INDULGING IN THE LOLS IS CREEPY. JOINING IN ON THE LOLS IS SAUCY APPROVED. 4SRS, EVEN IF YOU AREN'T REMOTELY FUNNY, IT WOULDN'T KILL YOU TO COMMENT ON SOMEONE'S WORK ONCE IN A WHILE.
- DON'T BE A DICK. THERE'S BEING HUMOROUSLY OBNOXIOUS AND THEN THERE'S BEING A SLAB OF DOUCHECOCK. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE PLZ.
WHAT'S ENCOURAGED?
- MEANINGLESS POSTS OF COMPLETE RANDOM, AS LONG AS THEY ARE BONES RELATED.
- MACROS, AND ESPECIALLY MACROSPAMS.
- AWESOME GIFS. CUT THOSE BITCHES THOUGH.
- CRACKY SPOILER DISCUSSIONS.
- CRACKY BONES DISCUSSIONS IN GENERAL.
- RANDOM MUSIC VIDEOS (OBVS BONES RELATED).
- INTERWEBZ SPEAK. BUT DON'T BUTCHER THE LANGUAGE BEYOND RECOGNITION GUYZ.
- BASICALLY, YOU CAN POST ANY BONES NEWS HERE, AS LONG AS YOU BRING THE CRACKTASTICNESS WITH IT. A LINK TO THE ARTICLE IS FINE, UNLESS YOU WANT TO POST THE WHOLE ARTICLE IN CAPS. CUZ YA KNOW THIS IS A CAPS COMM.
- STORIES OF BONES FAILURES, LIKE WHEN SAMMEH FORGOT THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HERO IN THE HOLD.
- THE POINTING OUT OF SEXUAL INNUENDOES.
AND WE WOULD NOW LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOUR FABULOUS MODS. WE ARE SAM AND LUCY, AKA
SAUCY
AND FUQ YOU YES WE DID PUT OUR SHIPPER NAME IN THE HEADER WAT WAT.
SAUCY IS ALL ~CHEMICAL~. LET LOOSI EXPLAIN WITH HER FANCY CHEMISTRY AND TEH PERIODICK TABLE OF ELEMUNTS:
S: SULFUR, BCUZ WE GOTZ PUTRID HUMOUR (WOOT BRITISH SPELLZ)
AU: GOLD, BCUZ WE BE PRESHUSH LIEK THAT
C: BCUZ WE BE ORGANIK LIEK THAT, AND WHEN UNDERS THE ~PRESSHURES~ WE BECUM DIAMUNDS.
Y: YTTRIUM, A FUNNY WORD JUST CUZ WE BE FUNNAY.
CUZ REMEMBER:
"SOLVING MURDERS KICKING LJ ASS TAKES CHEMISTRY"
THAT'S ABOUT IT. CAPSSS
SAMMEH AND LOOSI ARE OFF TO FOLD TEH LAUNDRY NAO.
JOIN BITCHES BECAUSE LURKERZ ARE WEIRD. AND O YEAH, WE'RE MEMBERZ ONLY. WHEN YOU JOIN, COME HERE FOR THE FIRST POST.