Work sucks
Background: Eva is the photo editor for North America and she screamed at me a month ago when I showed her the pictures she sent me on assignment to take. She yelled "no, no, no" like I was raping her, threw my thumb drive at me, and sent me out of her office. All because I used programme mode on my camera which, apparently, no self-respecting pro photographer would ever use (lies).
So I'm done with my daily morning Mountain Dew, so I try to go all Allen Iverson and sink it from way downtown into the trashcan across the room. The trash is right next to the doorway. The "wind" takes it right, I miss, and it falls into the open doorway. So I walk over to it to place it in the can properly and out of nowhere comes Eva to kick it and send it across the room in the opposite direction. This assholish move doesn't quite please me, so I turn around to retrieve the bottle and she's like "what's wrong?" I'm thinking "I should be asking wtf is wrong with you, ya damn bitch." But I just stay silent and try to ignore her. She then says "alright, be that way" and I retort with "maybe it's my time of the month". So she yells at me "that's so chauvinistic! I can't believe you! You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself!" At "chauvinistic" I had already taken my seat and turned my back to her.
I gave warning to my boss by telling him "if Eva says anything to you just tell her to quit being an uptight bitch and she'll be just fine."
Note: For those of you who may be worried about my job situation, my co-worker José goes up to the roof to smoke his weed for lunch. Regularly. And the boss sometimes goes up there to chat with him at the same time. I think this is small potatoes, so no worries.
So I'm done with my daily morning Mountain Dew, so I try to go all Allen Iverson and sink it from way downtown into the trashcan across the room. The trash is right next to the doorway. The "wind" takes it right, I miss, and it falls into the open doorway. So I walk over to it to place it in the can properly and out of nowhere comes Eva to kick it and send it across the room in the opposite direction. This assholish move doesn't quite please me, so I turn around to retrieve the bottle and she's like "what's wrong?" I'm thinking "I should be asking wtf is wrong with you, ya damn bitch." But I just stay silent and try to ignore her. She then says "alright, be that way" and I retort with "maybe it's my time of the month". So she yells at me "that's so chauvinistic! I can't believe you! You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself!" At "chauvinistic" I had already taken my seat and turned my back to her.
I gave warning to my boss by telling him "if Eva says anything to you just tell her to quit being an uptight bitch and she'll be just fine."
Note: For those of you who may be worried about my job situation, my co-worker José goes up to the roof to smoke his weed for lunch. Regularly. And the boss sometimes goes up there to chat with him at the same time. I think this is small potatoes, so no worries.