Adventures in technology

[knastymike]

Today my dad got to call me an asshole via text message. Is it any wonder we're not close?

Comments

[red_tanya]

wow. where is he? are his shins within kicking distance of me?

[knastymike]

You'd have to drive to Mason, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[red_tanya]

then I shall wait until he unwittingly wanders into my path and BAM!! he'll never know what hit him.

Though the smell of Stilton cheese with apricots might be a viable clue...

[knastymike]

Have you taken on a permanent scent of Stilton cheese and apricots since last I saw you??

[red_tanya]

no, but I'm not above using it as a weapon.

*wields cheese*

[knastymike]

Whoa whoa, you proficient with that thing?

[red_tanya]

not only am I proficient, I have weapon focus in smelly things - plus, the apricots give it a modifier to his will check.