Progress
I'm down 10 lbs. Yesterday I went mountain biking in the north Georgia mountains. I possess the strength to mountain bike, but I need one gift of grace and two of stamina (yes, I am currently reading David Farland) to stay on the damn bike. I spent a good deal of time "leaf skiing" downhill scared out of my wits. It was great. I only hit one tree. Today, my butt and shoulder are sore. I need a massage. Any volunteers?
Today I had an Ostrich burger from Fudruckers ($5.37). It was damn close to red meat. It even sat in my stomach undigested for hours like red meat. The texture was a bit off and it had less flavor than beef, but it was nothing onions and mustard couldn't fix.
Within a minute of ordering, I had flirted with the cute girl taking my order and found out that she is into bondage and older than 21 (amazing what you can find out about some people if you ask the right questions). I jotted down the Fantasm URL and told her to look it up. I then gave her the e-mail address of a really conservative guy who could stand some liberation.
Macy's is going out of business. I picked up a couple pair of Timberlands up for %40 off.
That's as exciting as it gets in my life.
Today I had an Ostrich burger from Fudruckers ($5.37). It was damn close to red meat. It even sat in my stomach undigested for hours like red meat. The texture was a bit off and it had less flavor than beef, but it was nothing onions and mustard couldn't fix.
Within a minute of ordering, I had flirted with the cute girl taking my order and found out that she is into bondage and older than 21 (amazing what you can find out about some people if you ask the right questions). I jotted down the Fantasm URL and told her to look it up. I then gave her the e-mail address of a really conservative guy who could stand some liberation.
Macy's is going out of business. I picked up a couple pair of Timberlands up for %40 off.
That's as exciting as it gets in my life.