Captain America at the Singles Party
One evening, Captain America, the horny SUPER HERO fag, was sitting in his room feeling rather excited. He was fantisising vigorously about all the porn stars that he had fucked in life. He realized that life is not always just a cunt full of cream. He also realized that he was 69 years old and that his costume was starting to tear at the crotch. "Here I am, all alone," he thought, "with my masturbation sleeve and not even a steady Vasaline Pal. If I don't get involved in an orgy soon, people will think I am O'Toole, or that I spilled acid on my hand. I must arrange to meet some attractive female whores.
Captain American went to the town's most popular strip join. He felt horny. He felt that the other people there were really fags and that their clothes were more revealing than his. Once his dick became accustomed to the dark, the Captain spotted a nude girl sitting in a nearby peepshow booth. "Oh no if I can't get to the bathroom, my dick is going to bust out of my suit and hit someone in the eye!" he said worried. "she looks like a lonely lesbo. She is probably hoping to meet a handsome fag like O'Toole. I'll talk to her."
Captain: "Hello, my dear, didn't we fuck once in Hell?"
Girl: "Get lost, you horny, perverted, sick, fantasising, sexless, hand-overworked bastard."
Captain : "Could I get you a cum fizz? Or perhaps you would like some sex on the rocks?"
Girl: "Please stop undressing me with your eyes."
Captain: "You have a very beautiful cunt and also a firm little ass. Isn't there something I can do for you?"
Girl "YES! You can go soak your dick in a bucket of vasaline!"
Just then a huge fag came up to the girl and said in a horny voice, "Hey bitch, is this stupid-looking, horny, perverted, sick, fantasising, sexless, hand-overworked bastard in the O'Toole-like clothes bothering you?" The girl said, "Yeah, Marty. He asked me if I wanted to sock his cock."
The Captain, however, just smiled his most revealing smile. "You bet your ass," he said. "I was just getting horny. I hoped that I could meet a new friend." Unfortunatly, the boyfriend was a nice bully, who would not accept the Captain's explanation. Suddenly, the gay boyfriend hit Captain American in the rectum tube and then kicked him in the balls and rubbed up and down on his bone. Captain America said, "Oh, it feels so good to have another man on top of me again!" and "Ouch!"
"What a fix. He is getting my Captain America underwear dirty and ripping my new bra, which is makde from genuine chiuahua skin. He is also getting dirt on my Mr. O'toole leotards"
The Captain tried to reason with the bully, but his plea went in one rectum and out the other. "Let's sit down and talk like O'tooles," Captain America suggested.
The bully would not listen to reason and kept beating Captain American's meat to a bloody pulp. "you are one lucky fag, I oughta brake both your balls and knock off your dick." he said. "Hey, that's a moist looking ballpoint pent. I think I will take it as a souvenir." Well, it was satisfying enough when the bully fondled Captain American silly. Captain American had stained his g-string, but when he took the Captain's own masturbation sleeve, he went too far! The Captain's dick stood up. "Oh my O'toole flowers," he said. "That bully stole my personal ball-point vibrator with the squirting tip. That makes him a horny crook. I can use my SUPER HERO powers to stomp him and jack him off and bash in his balls."
Now that he realized he was dealing with a criminal crossdresser who was probably a threat to the correct Way of Life and to American's nipples, the Captain went into action. He grabbed the bully by the dick and hurled him against a dildo chair. The he twisted his nipples until he yelled "Oh faster Captain America, faster!" The Captain really mopped up the cum with him. "take that in the came of indecency," he said. "remember that crime does not satisfy, only sex does. and give me back my ball-point vibrating dildo."
Girl: "Gee, big boy, you are my type of O'toole Flower."
Captain America: "I hope I have taught that gentle bully to behave more moistly in the future. In the meantime, shall we adjourn to my place for an exchange of bodily fluids and a Low Calorie Died Pussy Soda?
THE END
Captain American went to the town's most popular strip join. He felt horny. He felt that the other people there were really fags and that their clothes were more revealing than his. Once his dick became accustomed to the dark, the Captain spotted a nude girl sitting in a nearby peepshow booth. "Oh no if I can't get to the bathroom, my dick is going to bust out of my suit and hit someone in the eye!" he said worried. "she looks like a lonely lesbo. She is probably hoping to meet a handsome fag like O'Toole. I'll talk to her."
Captain: "Hello, my dear, didn't we fuck once in Hell?"
Girl: "Get lost, you horny, perverted, sick, fantasising, sexless, hand-overworked bastard."
Captain : "Could I get you a cum fizz? Or perhaps you would like some sex on the rocks?"
Girl: "Please stop undressing me with your eyes."
Captain: "You have a very beautiful cunt and also a firm little ass. Isn't there something I can do for you?"
Girl "YES! You can go soak your dick in a bucket of vasaline!"
Just then a huge fag came up to the girl and said in a horny voice, "Hey bitch, is this stupid-looking, horny, perverted, sick, fantasising, sexless, hand-overworked bastard in the O'Toole-like clothes bothering you?" The girl said, "Yeah, Marty. He asked me if I wanted to sock his cock."
The Captain, however, just smiled his most revealing smile. "You bet your ass," he said. "I was just getting horny. I hoped that I could meet a new friend." Unfortunatly, the boyfriend was a nice bully, who would not accept the Captain's explanation. Suddenly, the gay boyfriend hit Captain American in the rectum tube and then kicked him in the balls and rubbed up and down on his bone. Captain America said, "Oh, it feels so good to have another man on top of me again!" and "Ouch!"
"What a fix. He is getting my Captain America underwear dirty and ripping my new bra, which is makde from genuine chiuahua skin. He is also getting dirt on my Mr. O'toole leotards"
The Captain tried to reason with the bully, but his plea went in one rectum and out the other. "Let's sit down and talk like O'tooles," Captain America suggested.
The bully would not listen to reason and kept beating Captain American's meat to a bloody pulp. "you are one lucky fag, I oughta brake both your balls and knock off your dick." he said. "Hey, that's a moist looking ballpoint pent. I think I will take it as a souvenir." Well, it was satisfying enough when the bully fondled Captain American silly. Captain American had stained his g-string, but when he took the Captain's own masturbation sleeve, he went too far! The Captain's dick stood up. "Oh my O'toole flowers," he said. "That bully stole my personal ball-point vibrator with the squirting tip. That makes him a horny crook. I can use my SUPER HERO powers to stomp him and jack him off and bash in his balls."
Now that he realized he was dealing with a criminal crossdresser who was probably a threat to the correct Way of Life and to American's nipples, the Captain went into action. He grabbed the bully by the dick and hurled him against a dildo chair. The he twisted his nipples until he yelled "Oh faster Captain America, faster!" The Captain really mopped up the cum with him. "take that in the came of indecency," he said. "remember that crime does not satisfy, only sex does. and give me back my ball-point vibrating dildo."
Girl: "Gee, big boy, you are my type of O'toole Flower."
Captain America: "I hope I have taught that gentle bully to behave more moistly in the future. In the meantime, shall we adjourn to my place for an exchange of bodily fluids and a Low Calorie Died Pussy Soda?
THE END