Sep 24, 2004 20:50
If I'm looking for somethin' it's probably a fight
Hmm. It's Friday night. And I have nothing to do. I'm having my first Friday night in a while where I'm home. I've got work tomorrow, overtime rocks. Time and a half rules. No bosses, excellent! But the reason I'm nuttin' chillin' at my Holidae Inn is because I've got a bus trip tomorrow night and I need lots of rest for a huge night of drinking. Pre drinks at Lukes at 5.30. I'd say by 9.30 I'll be off my face and by the time I go into the town (FIRST TIME IN 2 MONTHS) I'll be in a really happy mood. And keen to meet up with Christina and Kirsty, so don't be strangers, I do exist you know.
A little warning of what's ahead. Be prepared for a lot of uncensored thoughts from the mind of Ken Murray. Erotic, kryptonic, poison thoughts. Hmm I'm kinda weird. But, yeah, I've got nothing to do, so I'm gon ramble on and on about shit. I wonder if anyone will read this? Oh well, I'm just drinking a couple of Vodka cruisers then maybe some yummy Vanilla Vodka that hasn't been opened yet. Duty Free rocks.
I should get to my holiday in Aussie. Man Aussie rocks the world. Warm weather, hot chicks with tight tops and short skirts. Damn man it's like heaven. I spent a shit load of money on clothes. One of my two sexy town shirts will be whipped out tomorrow night as I partay till the sun comes up. Australia rocks for shopping as well. I was a bit of a chick there. Man I was crazy. I spent a grand on all sorts of shit. And I got two bottles of Jim Beam 1125ml and a bottle of Absolut Vodka vanilla 1L as well so that rocks. And most of that I still have. Plane trip was shit on the way there. I was excited, but fuck four hour trips. Stupid fat people were weighing our plane down. Well I can't really speak. I've packed on a quarter pound of Campbells Hearty Beef soup, but that's cause my stupid knee is gay and they haven't sent me a thing to get an appointment. Stupid people can't do anything right. When I start playing my indoor cricket and my indoor soccer again I'll lose some of bacon, and hey, I may even have enough for a huge breakfast. Ramble ramble ramble.
Aussie ruled though. Except sleeping in the lounge. I was woken up at like 6.30 every morning when the first person got up. That's not good when you go to bed at like 3am. Stupid matress. But the good outweighed the bad. But another bad, like, 5 minute showers. I mean WTF. 5 minutes is enough to touch yourself twice and then you have to get out. I haven't even dropped the soap yet. Doddddgy.
Shit this entry is already huge and I'm only on Australia day 1. Nah. The surprise for my Aunties went well. Went to Pacific Fair. That place is mint. Man, there's the chick in the me talking again. Wait a minute. Dude. That is wrong. Ha Ha man I ramble a lot. And to think, I've never had weed before. I gave up alcohol for a while though. It lasted about 8 days, till the next weekend, then I was away again. Oh well.
That's Aussie for ya I think. I'm sure if any of my two readers want to know more, then they will ask or something. But prepare for lots of bragging and vivid recollection of hot chicks. Mmmm.
So, yeah. I went camping last Saturday night. Our mate Tim knows this good little spot in Hurunui. His grandad owns the land. It's by the river. We camped there. I drunk all night long. Spent all night up with Jared drinking. I was the master person in charge of the fire though. Man I can keep a fire warm when I need to. I wouldn't have any trouble if I got lost in the wild. I'd just need someone to get it started first though. Hmm. Yeah. I got through about 4 beers and half a bottle of Beam. Not bad for a night's effort. We killed a pigeon and roasted it which was cool. We're going camping to Akaroa in about three weeks I think. Someone's mum up there has a farm so that's another great drinking opportunity. I was gonna go to Seafest next week, but that brings me to my big news.
After 13 years in my house, in Hampshire St *cringe* we're moving! To Burwood! Yeah, we're gon be right beside the Challenge by Burwood Park. It's gonna rock. I'm gonna be in the sleepout. It's at the back. But it's basically a granny flat. It has a kitchen, a little lounge, a bath/shower and toilet, and two little bedrooms. I'm gonna have bed in one room, all my electronic stuff in the lounge, and a spare bed in the other room for when my mates (GIRLS INCLUDED!) wanna crash after town or after having a few drinks and watching some movies. Yeah. It's gonna rock. I can't wait to be the new party central. And the best thing? I CAN CATCH THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS HOME CAUSE IT GOES RIGHT PAST THE CHALLENGE AND I LIVE BESIDE THE CHALLENGE! That's my favourist part of it all. No more money on taxis after next week. So, if you ever need a place to crash, then holla at me and I'll be happy to share my bed, the spare one or my own, your choice, with you! But I can't take ya home. I'm meaning to get my licence soon. I don't really need to drive. Well sometimes I just wish I could get into a car and go and visit David, or Kirsty, or even little old blondie Kim who I haven't heard of in ages but I presume is still alive? It's good to catch up. That's something I've wanted to go for ages. Oh, and Sarah. She's mint and everytime I see her it's like Yo Wassup. But there's never time to like, talk, how's life etc etc and have a cup of coke (I don't do coffee). Shit, how could I forget my lurvly friend Zoe? She rocks! Can't forget her. Although I still think she fears me. Ramble ramble. I've gotta get my licence by February cause that's when Polytech starts for my qualification. The lady came in today. But I wasn't listening. Maybe I should've. I was too busy checking out the hot receptionist.
Hmm I've rambled for a good 20 minutes.
Ha Ha. I copied and pasted, then it fucked out. That's lucky. Man I rock! I lost about three lines. But all it said was like, I'm gonna love my privacy. In my granny flat that is. Not dodgy stuff. But like, I can entertain people and stuff. I'd be uber keen to have a weekly movie night or something similar. Just a few old mates like the 'girls', Rob, Dave, etc. A good way to unwind and shit. Reminisnce (Dammit stupid English) about old times. How everyone is going. I haven't heard from peeps for so long. I might be keen for a road trip in like January or something. Few old mates etc. Going down to Queenstown or something. I know Melanie's down there so the girls would be keen to go down there and see her. But of course I can't drive, so, yeah it's not up to me. But it's a suggestion. Live life to its fullest I always say. Well, I need say that, but, yeah. Like that guy said, I think Robin Williams, in that movie where they say My Captain my captain, Carpe Diem, Seize the Day. Well I'm seizing a whole lot of days and claiming them as my own.
Good to see Canterbury winning. Although they suck anyway. 20-15, 15 mins left. Not bad. Go boys. Ranfurly Shield for another year. I've been inspired to write a book. I've got shitloads of ideas. I'm hoping I get famous in some way, cause I'm gonna love writing my autobiography. But it's hard to get motivated and shit. Like this, I had so much to say and when I started I got bored of it. But, yeah, if I have motivation I'll get through it. Now I feel like partying. Hmm. Yeah. I'm the king of rambling till the cows come home. Copy and paste to Notepad. Just in case.
I think that's it anyway. Man I've said some random as shit. I just thought I'd update seeing as I'm moving on Friday and won't have Internet for a while. But I still have a cellphone. With money on it. So don't be a stranger. I'll be in town tomorrow night. Next week, nope, I'll be packing. Well, I might be. Robin wants to I think. But I dunno we'll see.
Kirsty we should like have lunch or something one weekend. Maybe about a month away. I'll live 10 mins walk from the Palms in one week, so, I can easily walk. Maybe one Sunday, or a Saturday if I decide not to do overtime? I dunno. I'll even buy ya a coffee! As long as it's not some fancy $7 coffee or something. But that's it. I've rambled my way to the end of this rambling session.
Tomorrow night. Town. I doubt anyone will read this before then. But anyway, oh wel..
Peace Out.
Nagas.
P.S. Canterbury's gon win. 30-15. Mint.