Sep 07, 2005 19:02
Hello children. Today I am going to tell you a story. This is a story not for the faint of heart so... here goes. Once upon a time there was a girl babysitting for her neighbors. The girl had babysat for these people many times before, and she knew that the children had a very strict schedule they had to follow. The children were to eat at 6, get ready for bed at 7 and be in bed by 8. Well everything was normal until the children went to bed. When they were all tucked in, the girl heard a strange noise, like a thud. She went upstairs to check on the kids. They were fast asleep. She then thought nothing of it. "Damn squirels." she said, and she went on with her night. The parents of the children she was watching did not like their kids to watch too much T.V., so they only had cable in their room. It was late, and the girl wanted to watch something good, so she called her neighbors and asked if she could use the T.V. upstairs. They said of course it was alright. Before hanging up the phone she said, by the way, when did the kids get that clown statue, it's kinda creepy. "Call 911!" They shouted. We don't have a clown statue. It was too late. Both kids were already dead, and the babysitter shortly after.
Moral: Clowns are bad, and should be banished from the planet.
P.S. You know who you are, I hope you enjoyed the story HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (very evil laugh).