My cup runneth over...
Notes from the "I-hate-bra-shopping" file:
Dear anonymous woman,
I appreciate the effort that it must have taken you to convince your [husband, boyfriend, brother, cousin, pervy uncle]* to join you for today's shopping excursion. However, even if he didn't look like a fugitive from the cast of "Deliverance", I would suggest that in the future he find somewhere to rest his weary legs other than the changing room at Victoria's Secret.
Thank you for your consideration,
Fellow shopper
(*If necessary, pick two.)
Dear Molly,
Thank you for introducing me to territories of the bra sizing alphabet heretofore unexplored.
Love,
Mommy
Dear anonymous woman,
I appreciate the effort that it must have taken you to convince your [husband, boyfriend, brother, cousin, pervy uncle]* to join you for today's shopping excursion. However, even if he didn't look like a fugitive from the cast of "Deliverance", I would suggest that in the future he find somewhere to rest his weary legs other than the changing room at Victoria's Secret.
Thank you for your consideration,
Fellow shopper
(*If necessary, pick two.)
Dear Molly,
Thank you for introducing me to territories of the bra sizing alphabet heretofore unexplored.
Love,
Mommy