did this really happen to me?! lol
This is a true story.
So this afternoon, I went to the gym. I decided to wear sweatpants instead of my usual running shorts. Now, I usually wear my running shorts a size small as to avoid any need to pull them up when im jogging. These sweatpants were a size too big.
Im running, enjoying myself...you know. So I decide to step it up and begin to really sprint. Mid-sprint, my pants FALL OFF, revealing [and this is the best part] LEOPARD-PRINT bikinis. Luckily my ghetto booty only let the sweats fall just under my ass, so it wasn't like they were around my ankles or anything. But a good amount of unnecessary ass and leg were out in the open.
Too proud to even look back to see who or what was behind me, I pulled them up and kept going- with a hand on each side of the pants for the remainder of the run.
On the bright side, I'm switching to Planet Fitness next week [not because of my pants falling down lol- because its only $10 a month and I'll save like $18 bucks a week in gas on top of that] and my ass was nice and tan from going to Tropical Dayz three times a week.
Oy Vey.
Karen "leopard-ass" DeVincent.
So this afternoon, I went to the gym. I decided to wear sweatpants instead of my usual running shorts. Now, I usually wear my running shorts a size small as to avoid any need to pull them up when im jogging. These sweatpants were a size too big.
Im running, enjoying myself...you know. So I decide to step it up and begin to really sprint. Mid-sprint, my pants FALL OFF, revealing [and this is the best part] LEOPARD-PRINT bikinis. Luckily my ghetto booty only let the sweats fall just under my ass, so it wasn't like they were around my ankles or anything. But a good amount of unnecessary ass and leg were out in the open.
Too proud to even look back to see who or what was behind me, I pulled them up and kept going- with a hand on each side of the pants for the remainder of the run.
On the bright side, I'm switching to Planet Fitness next week [not because of my pants falling down lol- because its only $10 a month and I'll save like $18 bucks a week in gas on top of that] and my ass was nice and tan from going to Tropical Dayz three times a week.
Oy Vey.
Karen "leopard-ass" DeVincent.