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[kma]

*lies on chair limply*

It's fucking hot.

And all I have is a miniature fan that couldn't cool down a fly.

*brain sizzles*

And did I mention that I actually have to clean up my apartment and head off to the sea this weekend?

*screams in horror*

*contemplates the hotness of young Johnny Depp*

*is distracted by Jack's arse*