seriously
Dear Asshole,
Is it really necessary to run very quickly on the treadmill next to me while juggling three balls? Really? .....really?
I'm not watching you because I'm impressed. I keep staring glaring at you because I want you to drop the balls, trip over them, and grind your face off. Y'see, in my head I'm repeating "Faceplant on the treadmill band, faceplant on the treadmill band!" Fuck you.
Love,
Kate
Is it really necessary to run very quickly on the treadmill next to me while juggling three balls? Really? .....really?
I'm not watching you because I'm impressed. I keep staring glaring at you because I want you to drop the balls, trip over them, and grind your face off. Y'see, in my head I'm repeating "Faceplant on the treadmill band, faceplant on the treadmill band!" Fuck you.
Love,
Kate