[Screened from Santa]

[klutz2tehmax]

Hey Santa has been smelling really bad lately! Everyone should send him some bath products! He told me he doesn't have any and hasn't showered in weeks! So lets help the poor old man out.

Comments

[keyblade_bearer]

Hey, you can't talk to Santa that way! What's he ever done to you!

[klutz2tehmax]

What do you mean?! I am trying to help him!!!!

[keyblade_bearer]

Well talking about him like that isn't being very helpful. And how would you know anyway?

[klutz2tehmax]

He told me! HE has been so busy getting all of your gifts ready he hasn't had the chance to get bath products.

[keyblade_bearer]

Man, you're so lying.

[klutz2tehmax]

I am not! I would never lie about such things. I am the defender of love, truth and justice.