Apr 09, 2006 22:29
What is the difference between females aged 8,18,28,38,48,58,68, and 78?
at age 8 you take her to bed and tell her a story
at age 18 you tell her a story and take her to bed
at age 28 you don't need a story to take her to bed
at 38 she tells YOU a story to take her to bed
at 48 she tells YOU a story to avoid going to bed
at 58 you stay in bed to avoid her story
at 68 if you take her to bed, that will be a story
at 78 "What story? What bed? Who the hell are you!?"
okay bad joke I thought it was funny at the time, just don't kill me.