For Your Enjoyment
Just thinking about how a week from now I'll be at home. Then another week from that I'll still be at home. Probably eating turkey leftovers or baking another turkey.
It will be MARVELOUS.
I can't wait.
Also, Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! To say that I was disappointed to find out that the Super Smash Bros. game was not a launch title (2007 wtf?!) this Tuesday would be a huge understatement. Comparable to "Hitler was bad" or "Sushi is good" or "Ultimate with Ames ToP is fun" or (lastly but not leastly) "My penis is big."
I do finally understand how Nintendo plans to make money though: Accessories.
Those evil bastards. They know I can't just have the default remote & thumbstick controller, I'll have to have the classic Gamecube controller-version, the light gun attachment, and whatever else they come up with. I probably won't need the eventual dildo attachment for the pointer, but someone out there will (and they'll sell their soul to have it.)
Well, there's marketing.
....
BWAAHAHA WII DILDO!!!
:)
It will be MARVELOUS.
I can't wait.
Also, Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! To say that I was disappointed to find out that the Super Smash Bros. game was not a launch title (2007 wtf?!) this Tuesday would be a huge understatement. Comparable to "Hitler was bad" or "Sushi is good" or "Ultimate with Ames ToP is fun" or (lastly but not leastly) "My penis is big."
I do finally understand how Nintendo plans to make money though: Accessories.
Those evil bastards. They know I can't just have the default remote & thumbstick controller, I'll have to have the classic Gamecube controller-version, the light gun attachment, and whatever else they come up with. I probably won't need the eventual dildo attachment for the pointer, but someone out there will (and they'll sell their soul to have it.)
Well, there's marketing.
....
BWAAHAHA WII DILDO!!!
:)