3 hard mice
3 Mice in a Glasgow pub having a mouse to mouse talk about who's the hardest...
Aberdeen Mouse says: "I go up to mousetraps, rip the cheese out & as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times & throw it across the room!"
Edinburgh Mouse says:"YOU POOF!" "I get rat poison, crush it into powder & snort it"
Glasgow Mouse finishes his beer, gets up & walks to the door...
"Where are you going?" Asked the other two?
"Home to shag the Cat!"