Burn, Baby, Burn
Here are some burning questions that have been burning me for a long time:
1) HIPSTERS--They fascinate me, they really do. So here's my question: Were they always that hip, like, did they come out of the womb going "Forget lullabies, mom, I just wanna listen to some indie rock!", or did they make a conscious decision to become hip, like in junior high or something?
2) What exactly is a eunuch, and what exactly gets cut off?
3) Why did my dad ask to read my livejournal? Creepy and invasive, yes? I think so.
4) This whole dating scene really confuses me? Seriously, is there even a point? And some of these couples are downright creepy. Why do creepy people feel the need to contaminate other otherwise freakin awesome people with their creepiness?
5) Beards. Admit it, you're gay. Honestly, why do you do it? Everyone knows it, just admit it. I promise we won't hate you. And if you're not, then quit Heche-ing. It confuses people.
6) Why do I get so attached to my clothing? I honestly feel as if I have a personal relationship with my jeans and sweatshirt. Why is this? Is it because I fear becoming emotionally attached to people, so I become attached to inanimate objects? If this is so, then I can see where it has definite benefits, but it's still very weird to have to prepare yourself emotionally when you have to wash said jeans and sweatshirt.
7) My toe is turning an odd shade of purple. ( I know this isn't a question, but i think it is a valid statement.) Perhaps I should go see Nurse Mary. No, she'd only prescribe salt and in the meantime, my toe would fall off and I would be bigtoe-less.
8) College. What's the big deal? I think we should all boycott college and run away with Julia to live in Appalachia.
9) I had an emo/myspace photo shoot a couple of days ago and it was extremely satisfying. Seriously.
1) HIPSTERS--They fascinate me, they really do. So here's my question: Were they always that hip, like, did they come out of the womb going "Forget lullabies, mom, I just wanna listen to some indie rock!", or did they make a conscious decision to become hip, like in junior high or something?
2) What exactly is a eunuch, and what exactly gets cut off?
3) Why did my dad ask to read my livejournal? Creepy and invasive, yes? I think so.
4) This whole dating scene really confuses me? Seriously, is there even a point? And some of these couples are downright creepy. Why do creepy people feel the need to contaminate other otherwise freakin awesome people with their creepiness?
5) Beards. Admit it, you're gay. Honestly, why do you do it? Everyone knows it, just admit it. I promise we won't hate you. And if you're not, then quit Heche-ing. It confuses people.
6) Why do I get so attached to my clothing? I honestly feel as if I have a personal relationship with my jeans and sweatshirt. Why is this? Is it because I fear becoming emotionally attached to people, so I become attached to inanimate objects? If this is so, then I can see where it has definite benefits, but it's still very weird to have to prepare yourself emotionally when you have to wash said jeans and sweatshirt.
7) My toe is turning an odd shade of purple. ( I know this isn't a question, but i think it is a valid statement.) Perhaps I should go see Nurse Mary. No, she'd only prescribe salt and in the meantime, my toe would fall off and I would be bigtoe-less.
8) College. What's the big deal? I think we should all boycott college and run away with Julia to live in Appalachia.
9) I had an emo/myspace photo shoot a couple of days ago and it was extremely satisfying. Seriously.